Madonna and A-Rod Have a Secret Or Should I Say Had a Secret


People seem to be surprised how fast Madonna has moved on with Alex Rodriguez so quickly after her divorce from Guy Ritchie was announced earlier this week. I guess having a secret apartment in NYC since 2007 where she would meet Rodriguez may have something to do with that. After spending an inappropriate amount of time with New Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez earlier this year, Madonna insisted the pair were just friends. Then Cynthia Rodriguez filed for divorce. On October 2nd, Madonna had dinner with Alex Rodriguez in New York City the same day. Madonna's divorce was announced two days ago. Stop me if you're seeing a pattern. OK! Magazine (via FOX News) reports:

"the Material Girl was making frequent trips to a NYC building back in July of 2007, where New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez had an apartment! Columnist Roger Friedman writes that in July 2007, A-Rod "had sublet a 'secret love shack' in the Time Warner Center. I confirmed that Madonna was a frequent guest to the building, which was a very different address from the apartment A-Rod shared with his now ex-wife." Friedman goes on to say that the Time Warner building is just "a couple of blocks away from Madonna's digs on Central Park West." That same Time Warner apartment, owned by a New York lawyer, is reportedly still occupied by Rodriguez."

So for over a year now, Madonna has been hooking up with Alex Rodriguez in secret. And this year the New York Yankees missed the playoffs for the first time in 15 years. Coincidence? I think not but I am not sure. But if you're a Yankees fan, training a bear to attack anything in New York wearing a Kabbalah bracelet and a leotard might not be a bad idea. Click on pictures to enlarge.

I don't know why A-Rod is fucking with this old chick, does he know who he is. This dude could be getting the finest young supermodel ass in New York City.

Just to help you with the basic math, in twenty years, Alex Rodriguez will be 53 years old and enjoying life after his fairly recent induction into the Hall of Fame. Also in twenty years, Madonna will be 70 years old having sex like crazy or cryogenically frozen two miles underground on a military base alongside nuclear waste. Will their love be able to last? Man, I sure do hope so but I am think he is going to cheat on her old ass as well.


Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez (born July 27, 1975 in New York, New York), commonly nicknamed A-Rod, is an American third baseman for the New York Yankees. He is best known as a power-hitting third baseman for the New York Yankees baseball club, after having played shortstop for the Seattle Mariners and Texas Rangers.

Since 1996, his first full season, through 2007 he leads Major League Baseball in home runs (HR), runs scored, runs batted in (RBI), total bases and extra-base hits. He is currently first in runs scored and total bases; second in extra base hits and RBI, and 4th in hits among all players in baseball history prior to their 31st birthday. In addition, to this point in his career Rodriguez has more HR, RBI, runs scored and more base hits than all-time leaders Hank Aaron (RBI), Barry Bonds (HR), Rickey Henderson (runs scored), and Pete Rose (hits) did prior to their 31st birthdays. He is the youngest player ever to hit 500 home runs, breaking the record Jimmie Foxx set in 1939. He is also the youngest player in Major League history to hit for the cycle at 21 years old.

He has been cited as among the best all-around players currently in baseball.

On October 28, 2007, Rodriguez, at the recommendation of his agent, opted out of the final three years of his contract with the Yankees. On December 13, 2007, Rodriguez announced the signing of a new 10-year contract with the Yankees, reportedly worth $275 million and $30 million more if he breaks the all-time home run record of 762, making it the richest contract in baseball history.


Madonna Louise Ciccone Ritchie (born August 16, 1958), known professionally as Madonna, is an American singer-songwriter, dancer, musician, record producer and actress. Regarded as "one of the greatest pop acts of all time", she has been dubbed the "Queen of Pop" by the media. In her youth, Madonna aspired to become a ballet dancer and studied dance under the tutelage of choreographer Alvin Ailey. Following her debut in the entertainment industry as a member of Patrick Hernandez's dance team, Madonna formed a pop duo with Dan Gilroy known as the Breakfast Club. While initially performing as the band's drummer, Madonna also served as lead singer until her departure from the group. She joined a second music group—Emmy—with drummer Stephen Bray, though both performers eventually left the group to focus on the launch of Madonna's solo career as a recording artist.

Beginning with the release of her self-titled debut album in 1983, Madonna rose to stardom producing three consecutive number one studio albums on the Billboard 200: Like a Virgin (1984), True Blue (1986), and Like a Prayer (1989). Though the entertainer faced negative critical publicity and modest sales on subsequent albums Erotica (1992) and Bedtime Stories (1994), she garnered critical acclaim with the release of her seventh studio album Ray of Light (1998), which opened at number two. Madonna continued to remain in the forefront of pop music with four more consecutive number one studio albums; Music (2000) American Life (2003) Confessions on a Dance Floor (2005) and Hard Candy (2008).

Madonna is ranked by the Recording Industry Association of America as the "Best Selling Female Rock Artist of the Twentieth Century" and the second top-selling female artist in the United States with 63 million certified albums. According to Guinness World Records, she is the "World’s most successful female recording artist of all time" and the top earning female singer in the world with an estimated net worth of over $400 million, having sold over 200 million albums worldwide. Billboard reported that her 2006 Confessions Tour holds the record for the highest grossing concert tour by a female artist On March 10, 2008, she was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.