Tara Reid Should Never Wear a Bikini Again Or I Will Kill Myself


So I wasn't sure what to title this post, I was thinking "What the Fuck?" or "Tara Reid Look Like Shit" or "Rip My Eyes Out Now" or "Tara Reid is Melting" or "Tara Reid' Disgusting Cameltoe". Oh yeah, so here’s Tara Reid at the beach again in another way too tiny bikini. As a matter of fact why is this bitch in a bikini at all? Is she fucking mad? Tara Reid returns to wreck havoc on the eyes of countless innocent people. My gag reflex is way too sensitive for me to look at all these pictures of Tara Reid in Miami over the weekend, so please you guys have at it. She looks better than she usually does I guess, but so does a mummy when it's put in a museum. I don't even know if that was a joke or not because her ass is making me too scared to concentrate. What the hell is her ass doing? Please make it STOP. Trust me when I say I'd rather watch Amy Winehouse having messy anal sex with Michael Jackson with both taking turns receiving than look at these pictures Tara Reid' ass.

It's not quite Halloween yet, but with these Tara Reid bikini pictures, it might as well be. I haven't been this fightened by the sight of a woman in a bikini since, well, since the last time I saw Tara Reid in a bikini. What do you mean I left my clothes iron on her stomach? I mean, that sad face and stomach of hers is one thing, but that ass... My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing! Seriously, I can't take it. KILL Me Now!!! Click on pictures to enlarge.

Can someone please arrest her, we can think of what to charge her with after the execution.

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Tara Reid (born November 8, 1975 in Wyckoff, New Jersey, U.S.A.) is an U.S. actress. She is known for her roles in the films The Big Lebowski (1998), American Pie (1999), American Pie 2 (2001), National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002), My Boss's Daughter (2003), and Alone in the Dark (2005). blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

Reid began her career at the age of six years in 1982 on the game show Child's Play. As a child she had roles in a number of commercials for McDonald's, Crayola, and Jell-O. She grew up in New York City suburbs, and attended the Professional Children's School along with such celebrities as Christina Ricci, Ben Taylor, Jerry O'Connell, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Macaulay Culkin. Although her break-through role was in American Pie in 1999, followers of the 1998 cult film The Big Lebowski already knew her as Bunnie Lebowski. Reid spent the late 1990s appearing more often on the cover of tabloid magazines than on screen. Her extroverted social life soon gave her a reputation as a party girl; in fact, U.S. magazine In Touch Weekly, recently voted Reid "top party animal". She spoofed that image with her role on the N.B.C. comedy-drama Scrubs as Danni Sullivan, main character J.D.'s promiscuous sweet-heart.

Taradise, her half-hour television show on the E! network, premiered in September 2005; it was canceled the following month. The show was an up-dated incarnation of E!'s well-known series Wild On, where a celebrity host or model traveled to distant places to party. Previously during summer 2005, she was busy shooting Incubus in Romania at an assortment of clubs with Bucharest's local socialites. In January 2007, Reid filmed a commercial with Daniel Conn for Dodo, an Australian budget telephone and Internet provider. Reid appeared in the September 2007 issue of FHM magazine. blogywoodbabes.blogspot.com

In May 2008 according to numerous reports Tara has been revealed to be a candidate for the coming season of the Australian series Dancing With The Stars. It has not been confirmed as of yet.