Vikki Blows’ Official 2009 Topless Calendar Doesn’t Blow


Vikki Blows is one of the sweetest looking little petite things I’ve ever laid eyes on. Most of you don’t know who she is but that name is definitely hard to forget! For those of you that don't, Vikki Blows is basically the hottest British export since Keeley Hazell. So remember, you saw her here first! Here’s her latest calendar and if this doesn’t bring her to the next level of stardom, I don’t know what will. Actually, I do but that requires sleeping with me and I don’t think Vikki would go for that. But I do have some thing I would really want her to some me how she BLOWS. And she is NOT a porn star, thats the first thing most people think when they first hear her name. I certainly did... This 5'1" hottie would be so much sweeter without the crazy piercing are tattoos. Click on pictures to enlarge.

Here is her 2008 calender:

Here she is in lingerie:


Vikki Blows (born October 18, 1987 in Romford, Essex, UK) is an English glamour model and Page 3 girl. Vikki calls herself a typical Essex girl, although she only owns one pair of white stilettos.

Vikki was going to get expelled from school at the age of 13 for mooning her head of year, so she left school and started working at a hairdresser’s. “See, it’s not a law to go to school, it’s just the law to have an education.” She did well at the hairdressers but failed to qualify as she didn’t have the patience to cut hair. Vikki already knew at age 15 that she wanted to become a Page 3 girl. “Actually I wanted to be Kate Moss on the cover of Vogue, but I was too short.” She joined an agency that “turned out to be really dodgy”, but at least she got some pictures out of it and sent them to Samantha Bond Management.

When she finally got a test for Page 3 she was so nervous the night before, that she hardly slept at all. Vikki explains in an interview that taking her clothes off in front of the camera wasn’t such a big deal for her because she says she feels “better with no clothes on. It just feels natural."

Vikki auditioned for The Sun but her first picture appeared in The Daily Star, she still got a contract from The Sun. She also landed a role on ‘Footballers’ Wives’ as a bunny.